1. 29 Oct 2009
    11:23 PM

    Why am I not surprised?

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    Ehhhhh….Ok. Why I am not surprised here? Matthew Allan McNelly, left, and Joey Lee Miller, 20 of Carroll, Iowa were caught after an attempted robbery looking like this. (Actual booking mugshots) I’m not sure what it is about Iowa, but it seems to be full of professional fuck-ups. (No comment) There are a number of things about this attempted robbery that bother me. #1 When attempting a robbery, don’t park in the driveway. #2 When attempting a robbery do not substitute a ski mask or pantyhoes for permanent marker, and #3 When attempting a robbery, do not get caught. Congrats gents, you are my first ever FAIL WALL contestants.

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