November 2009
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Planet Jewnicorn
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I think this post speaks for itself. Welcome home my unicorn friends.
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The Frosty, Heidi and Frank welcome back party...
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Hello all. Yes it has been a couple days, NO I did not forget you. My tumblarity is down to a 2. Does anyone get that? I feel like we have this great platform to blog on and they ruin it by making it a popularity contest…er a tumblarity contest. Tumblr seriously #fails in that area. ANYWAYS. I went to the Frosty Heidi and Frank welcome back party at Key Club in Hollywood on Saturday...
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A movie trip is not a bad trip to be on...with...
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…I present to you: Shrink. It’s very rare that I find two movies so close in views that really get to me. The Nines and Shrink are two of the best movies I have seen in a LONG LONG time. I hope you all check them out.
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Good music part 1 (The Nines)
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Just to add to my previous post…I found a great video for one of the songs on the soundtrack. SO GOOD. Its Snow Patrol -The Finish Line. Enjoy, talk soon.
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Look for the nines
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Alright, I was going to do a post on what the hell happened to Jessica Simpson but I got sidetracked. I’m about two years late on this but whatever, just saw it tonight. If you haven’t seen the movie “The Nines” you gotta go Netflix it! Seriously one of the better movies I have seen in a while. Its funny, compelling, creepy, and haunting at times. Ryan Reynolds...
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Part duce of my pre-interview with Luke Burbank
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That’s right everybody, theres more. Here is part two of my promo for the Luke Burbank interview that will be taking place in just a short while. This was my sort of drunken 3am pre-interview that really embarrased me a bit when I watched the whole thing back. Anywho…check out TBTL everyday at high noon with host Luke Burbank….talk soon?
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My drunken 3am interview with Seattle's own Luke...
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Well hello there! So, I went to a little party with fellow fans of one of my two favorite radio shows. I was hoping to get a picture or two with the hosts of the show Luke Burbank and Jen Andrews…what I got was a whole night fun and probably more attention than I deserved. Luke was kind enough to stand with me for 20 minutes outside of a taco truck in LA at 3 in the morning. Here is...
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TBTL'rs will RAWR tonight! rawr.
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Yes I took a break yesterday. OK, I am back. ANYWHO tonight I will have the distinct pleasure of meeting Seattle’s own Luke Burbank and Jen “Flash” Andrews, hosts of Too Beautiful To Live (TBTL). TBTL is one of two of my favorite talk radio/podcast shows. As some of you may know I am deeply in love with podcasting and radio…which is odd, I know. I do love it though,...
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If your forearm is longer than a pencil, you are...
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I know, I know, I know. I am super late on this one. I have been meaning to get to it over the past few days but I have been pre-occupied with other things obviously. Ok, give me a second to get fired up and eat a tootsie roll.
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Dear creepy old people who still trick-or-treat,
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You are hogging all the candy for the little ones. Do you see the children lines up in the above photo? Yes...
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If I could create a post-modern typography poster,...
Ok so I can, and I did. Here is my latest non-relevant creation.
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Shwayze's "Let It Beat" is #1 on iTunes.
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Congrats boys! @Shwayze and @MrCiscoAdler reached #1 on the itunes charts tonight. The album “Let It Beat” is making waves with fans and critics alike. So much for the “sophomore slump” SERIOUSLY. One of the best responses to a freshman album I have ever heard. Scroll down to my last Shwayze post for purchasing options, also you can check out the FULL ALBUM until...
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Mischa Barton: Gladiator, waster of alcohol.
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Ah, Mischa Barton. One of my very favorite ladies on earth. A drunk, and a former member of “The OC”. To add to the list, apparently a bar fighter. Does it get any better? Hot, drunk, bar fighting?
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Radar reports that Mischa was partying on Halloween at NYC’s The Park Bar when she sort of got involved in a bar fight. It all started when some dude walked by her and...
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May you finally rest in peace. Debra Manter...
Thanks again for the well wishes. Finally received my aunts obituary. May she finally rest in peace.
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Debra Manter Creighton, 53 FALMOUTH — Debra L. Manter Creighton, of Pleasant Hill Road, Falmouth, died on Oct. 21, 2009, following a long illness, surrounded by her loving family. She was 53 years old. Born in Jacksonville, N.C., on April 3, 1956, the daughter of Louis and Loretta Manter,...
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Attention Ladies: You are officially on notice.
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Ok ladies. First of all, I love you. I really, really do. HOWEVER, you are officially on notice. This has been an issue that seems to have plagued my life for the past three years. These days there seems to be no in-between with you. You are either full on obsessed with with a guy, or you are playing impossible to get. News flash: neither one is fun.
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I’ve recently been talking...
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“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man. Living in...”
– The late George Carlin
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Shwayze is still Buzzin'
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(Click play to listen to “Livin it up” while reading this awesome post. Do it.)
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Exciting stuff folks! Hometown hero Shwayze’s new album “Let It Beat” dropped today in stores everywhere. While the timing seems a bit odd to me (I think of Shwayze as summertime music) I will say having previewed the whole album on Myspace…doesn’t matter when...
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Scientology is a Crock of Shit (also available at...
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Thanks for all the well wishes today guys. As some of you may know, my aunt passed away this week somewhat unexpectedly. May she finally rest in peace.
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I don’t mean to offend any of you Scientologists out there (that’s a lie) but your religion is a crock of shit (actually, legally as you were just convicted of fraud overseas). The only reason I bring it up is because...
October 2009
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Zombieland feels good in all the wrong places.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! Ah, the day has finally arrived! Halloween is one of my very favorite days of the year. In order to get properly amped up for my special day, I went and saw Zombieland last night. The box office numbers for the film have been somewhat less than impressive, and the movie hasnt had a ton of press as far as I can tell…but as far as I am concerned, this movie...
I can’t submit an audio clip as a response so you’ll have to read my page.
I LOVED this BTW! Made me laugh endlessly!
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Submit your stories RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Why am I not surprised?
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Ehhhhh….Ok. Why I am not surprised here? Matthew Allan McNelly, left, and Joey Lee Miller, 20 of Carroll, Iowa were caught after an attempted robbery looking like this. (Actual booking mugshots) I’m not sure what it is about Iowa, but it seems to be full of professional fuck-ups. (No comment) There are a number of things about this attempted robbery that bother me. #1 When...
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Paranormal Activity scares the shit out of you,...
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Halloween and nearly upon us, and people are getting ready to get scared. Paranormal Activity came out a week or two ago after quite an impressive grassroots campaign (I will likely do a separate post on this). The movie was allegedly shot for $15,000 in the director’s (Oren Peli) own home back in 2007. Steven Spielberg caught wind of the project and then Paramount scooped up the...
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Amy Winehouse is a fucking mess.
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Here I thought I was going to be able to sleep tonight. The only thing worse than Amy Winehouse resurfacing on the streets after a stint in rehab, is Amy Winehouse’s gross new boobs popping out of an ill-fitting leather disaster. Will someone please get this crack addicted psycho a fucking sweater vest at the very least? From the looks of things, rehab went well.
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“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to...”
– George Carlin
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Nell Scovell Thinks Letterman is going to rape her
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Not to be a dick or anything, but come on Nell Scovell. You go on CNN to talk about how Letterman’s show was a hostile work environment, but then don’t really want to talk about it. Your “dream job” seems to have been somehow interrupted by Dave’s penis…yeah. I am definitely not buying that story. No offense, but come on. You wanted to be in the...
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Katy Perry Had a Party, and It Was Hot.
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Katy Perry had a birthday this past weekend and her party was more than a little good times in my view. Guest dressed up in white and then they commensed to rub paints all over eachother. I am not sure if Chucky Cheese has any party plans like that but I want in. This is really just one more reason Katy Perry is one of my female heros. Please by all means Katy, keep painting.
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“And that’s when the Jewnicorn was created.”
– The New Testiment
Knock Knock, Its me...Matt
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Hola friendos! Welcome to the place where jewnicorns not unlike the above rendition roam free! DEFINITION OF A JEWNICORN:
“A deliciously Jewish Unicorn. Usually wearing a yamacha on it’s one horn, and prancing throughout the plains. When threatened, it will defend it’s self using a glistening menorah. It’s call can be heard everywhere as “Oy!, I am feeling very...