Planet Jewnicorn
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I think this post speaks for itself. Welcome home my unicorn friends.
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The Frosty, Heidi and Frank welcome back party made us very drunk.
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Hello all. Yes it has been a couple days, NO I did not forget you. My tumblarity is down to a 2. Does anyone get that? I feel like we have this great platform to blog on and they ruin it by making it a popularity contest…er a tumblarity contest. Tumblr seriously #fails in that area. ANYWAYS. I went to the Frosty Heidi and Frank welcome back party at Key Club in Hollywood on Saturday night…and it was amazing. I had fun at the TBTL party, but this was a different breed of party. I don’t want to get to into the details before I start posting video…but I will say I ended up back stage in the green room interviewing Frank Kramer at around 1AM. Don’t ask me how I got back there or why I told the drummer of the headlining band that he messed up the drum part to “My Hero” by the Foo Fighters. It just happened. Anyways the point of this post was to make sure my blog stayed in the top 65,000 blogs in the world. I have achieved that, so I will be able to sleep pretty well tonight. I’ll be posting event videos as well as my short interview with FHF’s own Frank Kramer very shortly….stay tuned. Or don’t cause really there’s no difference between being the 65,001st favorite blog worldwide and the 65,002nd. Suck it Tumblr.
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A movie trip is not a bad trip to be on…with that in mind
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…I present to you: Shrink. It’s very rare that I find two movies so close in views that really get to me. The Nines and Shrink are two of the best movies I have seen in a LONG LONG time. I hope you all check them out.
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Good music part 1 (The Nines)
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Just to add to my previous post…I found a great video for one of the songs on the soundtrack. SO GOOD. Its Snow Patrol -The Finish Line. Enjoy, talk soon.
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Look for the nines
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Alright, I was going to do a post on what the hell happened to Jessica Simpson but I got sidetracked. I’m about two years late on this but whatever, just saw it tonight. If you haven’t seen the movie “The Nines” you gotta go Netflix it! Seriously one of the better movies I have seen in a while. Its funny, compelling, creepy, and haunting at times. Ryan Reynolds really finds his stride outside of comedy in his role as three different entities (you have to watch to find out what I mean by that). Outside of that, the soundtrack is amazing. Some films don’t pull a lot from their soundtracks, this movie seems almost defined by it at times. I don’t want to say too much more in case any of you want to go find it and watch it. Comes highly recommended by yours truly.
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Part duce of my pre-interview with Luke Burbank
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That’s right everybody, theres more. Here is part two of my promo for the Luke Burbank interview that will be taking place in just a short while. This was my sort of drunken 3am pre-interview that really embarrased me a bit when I watched the whole thing back. Anywho…check out TBTL everyday at high noon with host Luke Burbank….talk soon?
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My drunken 3am interview with Seattle’s own Luke Burbank
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Well hello there! So, I went to a little party with fellow fans of one of my two favorite radio shows. I was hoping to get a picture or two with the hosts of the show Luke Burbank and Jen Andrews…what I got was a whole night fun and probably more attention than I deserved. Luke was kind enough to stand with me for 20 minutes outside of a taco truck in LA at 3 in the morning. Here is a brief clip of that interview. I will be doing a more substantial interview with him via skype in the next little bit, so stay tuned! Exciting times folks….talk soon! P.S. I am very drunk in this video and obviously very aware I am standing next to a personal hero of mine…so I apologize for that.
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TBTL’rs will RAWR tonight! rawr.
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Yes I took a break yesterday. OK, I am back. ANYWHO tonight I will have the distinct pleasure of meeting Seattle’s own Luke Burbank and Jen “Flash” Andrews, hosts of Too Beautiful To Live (TBTL). TBTL is one of two of my favorite talk radio/podcast shows. As some of you may know I am deeply in love with podcasting and radio…which is odd, I know. I do love it though, and am sooooo stoked to be meeting these guys tonight! If you are in the LA area hit me up and I can tell you when and where if you are interested…
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If your forearm is longer than a pencil, you are too old to trick-or-treat.
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I know, I know, I know. I am super late on this one. I have been meaning to get to it over the past few days but I have been pre-occupied with other things obviously. Ok, give me a second to get fired up and eat a tootsie roll.
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Dear creepy old people who still trick-or-treat,
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You are hogging all the candy for the little ones. Do you see the children lines up in the above photo? Yes they need candy. They like candy, a lot. They are short, and tiny, and they need candy to grow into strong adults. Here you come, all 20 something swoopin in and taking all the good stuff. Here’s the thing. You are old. You have a job. You have a bank account. You have money. Why do you feel the need to encroach on the only holiday where tiny Americans get a break and FINALLY get some free candy? All day. All night. All these miniature people think about is candy. They want it. They need it. Everyone in 80% of the houses in their entire city wants to give it to them. They dress up like goblins, ghosts, pumpkins, and unicorns to get it. They go through the humiliation of countless photos, cheek squeezing, and tushy tapping. What do you do? Nothing. You drink a corona, smoke a cig, and pretend to be a “zombie” by drawing a tear of blood on your eye with a crayola marker. SO I ask in the name of the tiny ones, please stop being douchers and stealing their candy. That’s what you are doing. Stealing. There is no doubt about it. Thanks for your time. Also, you look gay with eye makeup.
-Matt
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If I could create a post-modern typography poster, it would look like this:
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Shwayze’s “Let It Beat” is #1 on iTunes.
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Congrats boys! @Shwayze and @MrCiscoAdler reached #1 on the itunes charts tonight. The album “Let It Beat” is making waves with fans and critics alike. So much for the “sophomore slump” SERIOUSLY. One of the best responses to a freshman album I have ever heard. Scroll down to my last Shwayze post for purchasing options, also you can check out the FULL ALBUM until Sunday HERE
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Mischa Barton: Gladiator, waster of alcohol.
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Ah, Mischa Barton. One of my very favorite ladies on earth. A drunk, and a former member of “The OC”. To add to the list, apparently a bar fighter. Does it get any better? Hot, drunk, bar fighting?
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Radar reports that Mischa was partying on Halloween at NYC’s The Park Bar when she sort of got involved in a bar fight. It all started when some dude walked by her and poured an entire drink all over her. If it was me, I would’ve licked up all that booze before it hit the floor. But Mischa had to have a conversation about it. A source said, “I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Barton went past us carrying two drinks. The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: ‘Did you just throw a drink over me?’ The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Barton stepping on his shoe.”
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She then proceeded to throw her entire drink back on to the man. There is an awesome/not awesome side to this. Awesome: Mischa Barton is a hott, stonefaced killa. Not Awesome: Both parties wasted a lot of alcohol. Not cool. Not in any way. You both owe me a drink next time I see you.
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May you finally rest in peace. Debra Manter Creighton
Thanks again for the well wishes. Finally received my aunts obituary. May she finally rest in peace.
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Debra Manter Creighton, 53 FALMOUTH — Debra L. Manter Creighton, of Pleasant Hill Road, Falmouth, died on Oct. 21, 2009, following a long illness, surrounded by her loving family. She was 53 years old. Born in Jacksonville, N.C., on April 3, 1956, the daughter of Louis and Loretta Manter, she attended schools in Jacksonville, N.C., South Portland, Lakewood, Ohio and Portland, graduating from Deering High School in 1974. Following high school, Debra attended the University of Southern Maine, graduating in 1978 with a bachelor of fine arts degree. She was a very talented artist who loved painting, photography and stained glass artwork. Recently she participated as an artist in the Portland Sidewalk Arts Festival, as she had in the past. Following her graduation from USM, she attended Southern Maine Technical College in South Portland, graduating with an associate degree in Nursing. Initially she pursued her nursing career at Mercy Hospital in Portland. Through further study she earned a bachelor of science degree in Nursing from the University of Southern Maine in Portland. As a dedicated and loving registered nurse, she continued on with her 28 year career at Mercy Hospital, Maine Medical Center, Community Health Services and various long term care assignments. She loved spending time outdoors, especially in the sun, working in her floral, herb and vegetable gardens. She also enjoyed going on weekend getaways at her camp in Palermo, Maine, accompanied by her husband, her sister and her sister’s family. Debra was a neighborhood drive volunteer for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. She was predeceased by her mother in 2007. She is survived by her husband Daniel Creighton Jr.; her father Louis Manter of Portland; three sisters, Sherri Cote and her husband Marc of Olympia, Wash., Susan Kunkel and her husband Louis of Westwood, Mass., and Sharon Manter of Portland; along with nieces, nephews and many other loving relatives and friends. A memorial service will be held on Sunday, Nov. 1, 2009, at 11 a.m., at the chapel of Independent Death Care of Maine, 471 Deering Ave., Portland, followed by a luncheon at Verillo’s Restaurant, 155 Riverside St., commencing at 1 p.m. To offer words of condolence, share memories and sign a guestbook, go to the obituary page at www.independentdeathcare.com. Arrangements are under the guidance of Independent Death Care, 471 Deering Ave., Portland. In lieu of flowers, donations in her memory may be made to: The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Donor Services P.O. Box 4072 Pittsfield, Massachusetts 01202 Debra Manter Creighton
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Attention Ladies: You are officially on notice.
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Ok ladies. First of all, I love you. I really, really do. HOWEVER, you are officially on notice. This has been an issue that seems to have plagued my life for the past three years. These days there seems to be no in-between with you. You are either full on obsessed with with a guy, or you are playing impossible to get. News flash: neither one is fun.
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I’ve recently been talking to a girl who doesn’t understand that texting me 250 times in a day is not only NOT OK, it’s probably something you could be committed for in most states (except Texas). What the fuck gives ladies? This seems to be your style lately. Not trying to get overly angry or anything about this but where are all the normal girls at? Is this just a California thing?
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The other end of this is girls who claim to want nothing to do with guys that say hello. You seem them in bars all the time. Hanging out with their lady friends. These are the most annoying types to me. Yes you look good, yes you could probably have any guy you want, but more often than not you are a complete idiot. I don’t care how nasty the dude, if he approaches you dont pretend like you don’t have the time of day. Hollywood is filled with enough rotten women, no need for one more. So next time you go out, or there is a guy who is talking to you…stop and think about how you want to be percieved. Gee, I wonder why the divorce rate is so high? You are officially on notice: cut that fucking shit out.
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A rant? Oh yes. I still love you ladies.
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A place for me to talk about things that I may or may not talk about otherwise. I will post my podcasts here, some cool pics, maybe some video, and ridicule @caliguy on a daily basis. Its going to a lot of fun folks, so strap in (or on, if that's your thing) and lets do this.
